Well at last they're starting work on the swimming pool, so we can all put our minds to rest!... That's right, we're getting a swimming pool built here at work!.. Whilst people get laid off left right and centre, leaving the building like a ghost town, the remaining employees can remain safe in the knowledge that after a hard day's work they can ease their tired minds with a dip in the Pentland pool. Brilliant. I'm pretty sure it will be the epicentre of bacchanalian decadence with ex-Miss World contestants employed solely to feed you seedless grapes as you unwind after an arduous day hunched over a computer.
Wednesday 21 January 2009
Making a splash
Well at last they're starting work on the swimming pool, so we can all put our minds to rest!... That's right, we're getting a swimming pool built here at work!.. Whilst people get laid off left right and centre, leaving the building like a ghost town, the remaining employees can remain safe in the knowledge that after a hard day's work they can ease their tired minds with a dip in the Pentland pool. Brilliant. I'm pretty sure it will be the epicentre of bacchanalian decadence with ex-Miss World contestants employed solely to feed you seedless grapes as you unwind after an arduous day hunched over a computer.
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